Archive for the ‘Code’ Category

Danger, Will Robinson!

June 20, 2007

Found in an old C textbook:

Most important, be sure your hard disk is completely backed up before you compile and run any C programs that use pointers.

Airspeed velocity

June 16, 2007

Maybe I’m just really bored at the moment, but while reading through Martin Fowler’s collection of refactorings, I couldn’t help guffawing at the example code for one of them.

Painting your object-oriented door

February 10, 2007

The other day I was thinking about object orientation for some reason. Probably because I’d been working in Java a lot at the time and had also (re)read about hammer-building factory factories.

Anyway, I got to thinking, how do you paint a door in an object-oriented world? I mean, one’s first instinct would be to call door.paint(Color.Red) or something. But a self-painting door? What the…? And with a self-painting door, you can’t control how you want it painted. But what if the door’s implementor created a door.paint(…) method that only supports 3 different colours, and no patterns other than a straight, single-colour door? How would you feel about going down to the hardware store to pick up a door, but the instructions said “You may only paint this door a straight brown, white or green”. Well, I probably wouldn’t buy that door. Leastaways, I wouldn’t if I wanted something to coordinate with my orange-coloured house (note: my house isn’t actually coloured orange).

And you can’t just paint(door, RED). This is the Kingdom of the Nouns, after all. What else? Well, I suppose you could modify yourself to extend the Painter class, but we don’t support multiple inheritance so you’re going to be in trouble when you want to trim the hedge and find you don’t have room to inherit from Gardener.

me.paint(door, Color.Red)? Suddenly you’ve got a paint method sitting in the middle of whatever class we’re in (Person perhaps) – are we going to be adding trimGarden(garden.getPlant(hedge[0])), takeOutGarbage(When.Soon) or mow(lawn) soon? And if not, how are we going to get those details in?

No, you’d need to hire a DoorPainter.

Offer offer;
Door door=new Door(DoorTypes.Wood);
DoorPainter doorPainter;

	doorPainter.setColor(0, Color.Red);
		doorPainter.haggle(Calendar.NextTuesday, Expressions.LessThan, 160.0);
		catch(WillNotGoAnyLowerException e){
} until(me.isHappy());
doorPainter.paint(Calendar.NextFriday, 250.0);
catch(NoAnswerException e){

And then… the inevitable strikes. Where am I going to put this code? I think I’ve already decided I can’t put it in the Person class. Hmmmmm…. ah! I’ll just use a little NegotiationFactory.newNegotiation(Service.Paint, door.getClass());

Note: OK. I admit it. This is terrible design. At some point, you stop, think about it, and try to come up with something better, and even if it isn’t pure, it’ll work, and you don’t need to create half-a-dozen classes to paint a door.

What’s my point? I don’t know. I was bored (having finished my book) and on a bus, and suddenly felt inspired to write this on a piece of paper I had with me. I thought it was mildly amusing.

Maybe it’s a warning, but whether it’s a warning to make sure that one doesn’t get carried away and object-orient stupidly off into the sunset or to take an extra book if I’m near finished the last one, I couldn’t say.

Some new holidays, and a new project

June 25, 2006

Well, Friday saw the end of exams for Semester 1, 2006. Quite a relief, unsurprisingly. I figure I did fairly well. Holidays now, for the moment, at least in theory, though it largely just means that I’ll be at work more.

Nevertheless, onward! Yesterday I got started on a new hobby project I’d been meaning to start for a while – a cross-platform utility program (I’ll provide more details later), written in C++ with wxWidgets. This will be my first major project involving wxWidgets – and my first major application in C++ – quite a step for a long-time VB “programmer”, even if I did recently convert to C#.NET.

My inexperience with the odd ways of C++ is glaring, and I’m currently having all sorts of “fun” playing around with include files and scope, but there remains the strong possibility that I might be getting somewhere.