Daylight Wasting Time

So we’ve just switched over to Daylight Saving Time, forcing everyone to get up an hour earlier during summer. Frankly, I’ve got a better idea, though, based on the number of listings on Google, it may not be unique to me.

Daylight Wasting Time. We set our clocks back one hour in winter, and I can sleep later on those awfully dark and cold wintry morns. Farmers, meanwhile, can simply get up an hour earlier, year-round, and achieve the same effect.

This way, the cows don’t have to get any more confused than they are now.