Bill Gates vs Malaria

Bill Gates is relinquishing control of day-to-day operations at Microsoft over the next two years, in case you hadn’t heard, to work on his charity, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Good for him.

Now if I were the malaria bug, I’d be very worried about this. It can’t be long before Gates holds merger talks with malaria to learn all its parasitic secrets, then, at the last moment, changes his mind, releases a competing product and bundles it with Windows (Microsoft Malaria 2009)… oh! wait, I mean cures it.

While I’m not too anti-MS, I just can’t resist a good pun now and then :p

This entry was posted on June 22, 2006 at 12:09 pm and is filed under IT, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “Bill Gates vs Malaria”

  1. Marie Athy Says:
    July 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    I’m a Registered Nurse, BA Anthropology, MA French, knowledge of Spanish, teaching experience. Lived in Africa & Europe for 4 yrs. Looking for work in vaccination for, and/or research of, malaria.

    Any positions for me?

Leave a Reply